Archive for December, 2007
Casino movie review Oceans 11
This movie was another great casino movie with an all-star cast, Clooney, Damon, Pitt, Julie Roberts, Garcia and the list goes on… This film is a remake of the rat pack film from the 60’s by the same name. This film is full of action as Danny Ocean is released from prison it doesn’t take him long to plot a way to rob the vault of the Bellagio hotel and casino, as the movie progresses you find out more about how he plans to do this.
Eventually towards the end how all this happened is truly revealed and it is a really cool ending, at least I thought it was a cool twist on what you thought was happening until it is almost over. Overall this movie is very good with a nice surprise towards the end. I never seen it coming, well enjoy the film I don’t want to spoil it for you.
Enjoy the Show!
This Joke is old school
During the Great Depression, there was this man who walked into a bar one day. He walked up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the house a round of drinks”. The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some money first”. The guy pulls out a huge wad of bills and sets them on the bar. Well, the bartender can’t believe what he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?” asked the bartender. “I’m a professional gambler”, replied the man. The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean, your odds are 50-50 at best, right?” “Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy. “Like what?” asked the bartender?
“Well, for example, I’ll bet you $50 that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender thought about it. “OK”. So, the guy pulls out his false right eye and bites it. “Aw, you screwed me”, said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50. “I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another $50 that I can bite my LEFT eye,” said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I know you’re not blind, I mean I watched you walk in here. I’ll take that bet”. So, the guy pulls out his false teeth and bites his left eye. “Aw, you screwed me again”. “That’s how I win so much money, bartender. I’ll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the $50″, said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. The guy, drunk as a skunk, said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last chance. I’ll bet you $500 that I can stand on this bar here on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop”.
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. “OK, you’re on”. The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, “Hey pal, you owe me $500!” The guy climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s OK. I just bet each of the guys in the card room $1000 each that I could piss all over you AND the bar and still make you laugh!”
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Casino Couples Night Grand Victoria, Elgin Illinois
I found this write up on the couples Casino night~ Hosted by NeverletGo.org
Friday, December 7
6:00 PM – 9:00 PM
Come experience the unparalleled gaming action on Chicagoland’s verified loosest slot floor for over 10 years and running. Don’t miss the hot table action including Craps for Cash, considered “the most significant table games promotion ever” by gaming publications. The Casino has over 1,000 slot and video poker games, 15 blackjack tables, 4 craps tables, 4 roulette tables, 2 Caribbean stud poker tables, 3 Three Card Poker tables and a full-sized baccarat table.
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Cost: FREE/Person – FREE/Couple
Location: Grand Victoria Casino
250 South Grove Avenue
Elgin, IL
(888) 508-1900
Additional Information: Meet on the upper walkway connecting the 2nd level parking lot to the casino. Meet at Fox and Hounds within the Grand Victoria.
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